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Friday, July 13, 2001
I wrote a po-em today while I was proofreading! Wanna hear it? It goes like this:once upon a time... i had something really good.
i had a blue pencil.
it was made of wood.
That's all I have so far.
17:14
Bob: This is why we have USA Today. For front-page stories on why CD cases are hard to open.
Barbara: It's a danger to humanity.
--overheard in my office
17:11
Thursday, July 12, 2001
"I wish I were willing to moon people." -- Amanda, after an interaction with George
17:42
Phil Connors: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.
--Groundhog Day
17:41
Wednesday, July 11, 2001
New stuff: See what's in george's fridge. Also, check the archives page for the good ole quote archive.
21:40
Tourists of the Day: We were on the Metro. I noticed the hair first. This woman was 60-something years old, 5 feet tall, and her white hair added about 6 inches with a pouf in front. She and another woman, who could have been her sister, had almost-as-large hair, and they both wore identical denim dresses and carried Smithsonian shopping bags. Their husbands (?) both wore pastel plaid shirts, and one had a camera hung around his neck, the boxy kind with a big lens. The Metro was lurching around as usual, and they were all standing up holding on to the poles. The woman with 6-inch hair swung toward and away from the pole jerkily, exaggerating how everyone was getting knocked around. The husbands grinned at her.
17:00
I'm high on Sudafed Severe Cold Formula today. (Yeah, I have no tolerance for chemical substances.) It's sort of fun... I feel all groovy and decongested.
16:39
Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Now hear this. When I grow up I need to work in a cluttered, colorful place full of conversation. I can't be alone in a gray box all day. And it has to be a laid-back place. Sometimes I just sit back and stare into nothing, and I must work in a place where that's acceptable. It also must be acceptable to: Call my mom, munch on Reese's Pieces constantly, listen to music (with headphones) and wear sneakers. I must also be paid enough to cover $250 a month in student loan payments. That is all.
13:26
Monday, July 09, 2001
Update: Went to Boston this weekend... more later. Somehow I wound up sick. I want to be in bed right now. Instead I'm at work. Where the air conditioning is broken and it's 95 degrees. Yay. Yay for that.
11:17
"Laughing on the bus...Playing games with the faces...She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy.
I said 'Be careful his bowtie is really a camera' ...." -- Simon and Garfunkel
11:14
"Please close the doors of the overhead compartments so no one bumps their head and we have to delay this train for emergency purposes." -- announcer on train from Boston to D.C.
10:56
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