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<blockquote>Lindsay Muscato escaped from a toaster fire in Buffalo, NY at the age of four. She now lives in a slanty shanty in the Andersonville neighborhood of Chicago, IL, writes for <a href="http://www.gapersblock.com">Gapers Block</a>, has written and performed with <a href="http://www.aroundthecoyote.org"> Around the Coyote</a> and <a href="http://www.storiesandwine.com">2nd Story</a>, and she's the managing director of <a href="http://www.neofuturists.org">The Neo-Futurists</a>. This site was born the summer she was sixteen, when she and her friend Bethany made pages on Geocities. This site's archives stretch back to her junior year of college. (Please be kind to those early posts if you choose to excavate them.) She is happy you are here.

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